Tuesday 15 December 2009

Why my cell phone is better than my god (a testimonial)

This year I have Nokia E71. It is better than god:

1. It has a well-written manual. I don't have to study commentaries to be able to use the phone. If I´m not sure I can ask the manufacturer. The manual yields well to translations and its meaning is easily maintained in different languages. Readers of the manual find very little ambiguity in it and they gain a common understanding of the text. (Compare with bible.)


2. It fulfills my wishes the way I mean them and does so immediately. (Compare to prayer.)


3. It doesn't threaten to kill me if I switch to Ericsson, for example. (Compare with god's threats, e.g. here)




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